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She’s ready for fun and he still looking for the instruction book

She’s ready for fun and he still looking for the instruction book

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Spare the rod and spoil the boy, she always says, and one rod up his bum and another across his ass cheeks is the best way to keep him humble

Spare the rod and spoil the boy, she always says, and one rod up his bum and another across his ass cheeks is the best way to keep him humble

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Now I see why woman are better at PC work, they’ve had more practice

Now I see why woman are better at PC work, they’ve had more practice

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OK so maybe I don’t know anything about art but I do know what I like

OK so maybe I don’t know anything about art but I do know what I like

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What a disappointment, I thought it was filled with pussy juice

What a disappointment, I thought it was filled with pussy juice

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One hot mom

One hot mom

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Looking for the cat his brother told him about

Looking for the cat his brother told him about

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Girl With a Seashell Tattoo

This girl I hooked up with has a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. It’s absolutely amazing. When I would put my ear up to it, I swear I could smell the ocean.

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So tell me again how you got that whiplash

So tell me again how you got that whiplash

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As you can see, this lovely lady doesn’t a spot ‘where the sun don’t shine’

As you can see, this lovely lady doesn’t a spot ‘where the sun don’t shine’