It is important to read labels
Tina’s mom knew how to negotiate the price of the boat rental
The Arkansas quarter is a collectors item with its salute to native son Bill Clinton
This is how you sell product, with the truth
The better the view the more expensive the property
No spoon needed
Yeah runners high, that’s a good one
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T.G.I.F and S.H.I.T.
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, “T-G-I-F” (letters only).
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T” (letters only).
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, “T-G-I-F” again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, “S-H-I-T.”
The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly “T-G-I-F” another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, “S-H-I-T.”
The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, “T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It’s Friday, get it?”
The man answered, “Sorry, Honey. It’s Tuesday.”
” — Blondes aren’t not all dumb
Feel the burn
And then maybe you just like the taste of bull shit