And here you were thinking there was no way you could feel less like a man
A honeymoon I’d like to peek in on
Just because I don’t have to kiss her ass doesn’t mean I not a kiss-up
I really don’t need a truck this big, I’m just over compensating for my small penis
As for me all I say is Yes Mam
Now if we boys were just admit it everything would be easier
Go ahead, make a wish
While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen. “I’m sorry, Mr. Schwartz,” says the mortician, “But I can’t send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity.” The mortician removes the penis, places it in a jar and puts the jar in his briefcase. When he gets home, he decides to show it to his wife. “I have something to show you that you won’t believe,” he says, removing the jar from his briefcase. “Oh my God!” she screams, “Schwartz is dead!”
“I think my roommate might be gay”
“What makes you say that?”
“Cause, every time I suck his cock it tastes like shit.”
— And on a side note does your asshole ever burn when you wake up in the morning?