Sex, Stories and Sass

It is important to read labels

ahumliatedhusband-com — Thu, 23 May 2013 10:40:53 -0400

It is important to read labels

Tina’s mom knew how to negotiate the price of the boat...

ahumliatedhusband-com — Wed, 22 May 2013 08:01:56 -0400

Tina’s mom knew how to negotiate the price of the boat rental

The Arkansas quarter is a collectors item with its salute to...

ahumliatedhusband-com — Sun, 19 May 2013 11:39:05 -0400

The Arkansas quarter is a collectors item with its salute to native son Bill Clinton

This is how you sell product, with the truth

ahumliatedhusband-com — Sun, 19 May 2013 11:37:19 -0400

This is how you sell product, with the truth

The better the view the more expensive the property

ahumliatedhusband-com — Sun, 19 May 2013 11:36:26 -0400

The better the view the more expensive the property

No spoon needed

ahumliatedhusband-com — Thu, 16 May 2013 08:38:47 -0400

No spoon needed

Yeah runners high, that’s a good one

ahumliatedhusband-com — Mon, 13 May 2013 22:52:23 -0400

Yeah runners high, that’s a good one

"T.G.I.F and S.H.I.T. A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator,..."

ahumliatedhusband-com — Mon, 13 May 2013 11:42:51 -0400

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T.G.I.F and S.H.I.T.
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, “T-G-I-F” (letters only).

He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T” (letters only).

She looked at him, puzzled, and said, “T-G-I-F” again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, “S-H-I-T.”

The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly “T-G-I-F” another time.

The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, “S-H-I-T.”

The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, “T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It’s Friday, get it?”

The man answered, “Sorry, Honey. It’s Tuesday.”

”

- Blondes aren’t not all dumb

Feel the burn

ahumliatedhusband-com — Mon, 13 May 2013 11:41:30 -0400

Feel the burn

And then maybe you just like the taste of bull shit

ahumliatedhusband-com — Sun, 12 May 2013 11:37:54 -0400

And then maybe you just like the taste of bull shit

And here you were thinking there was no way you could feel less...

ahumliatedhusband-com — Sun, 12 May 2013 11:36:46 -0400

And here you were thinking there was no way you could feel less like a man

A honeymoon I’d like to peek in on

ahumliatedhusband-com — Sun, 12 May 2013 11:34:52 -0400

A honeymoon I’d like to peek in on

Just because I don’t have to kiss her ass doesn’t...

ahumliatedhusband-com — Sun, 12 May 2013 11:33:48 -0400

Just because I don’t have to kiss her ass doesn’t mean I not a kiss-up

I really don’t need a truck this big, I’m just over...

ahumliatedhusband-com — Sun, 12 May 2013 11:32:13 -0400

I really don’t need a truck this big, I’m just over compensating for my small penis

As for me all I say is Yes Mam

ahumliatedhusband-com — Sat, 11 May 2013 08:38:10 -0400

As for me all I say is Yes Mam

Photo

ahumliatedhusband-com — Sat, 11 May 2013 08:33:37 -0400

Now if we boys were just admit it everything would be easier

ahumliatedhusband-com — Thu, 09 May 2013 10:56:40 -0400

Now if we boys were just admit it everything would be easier

Go ahead, make a wish

ahumliatedhusband-com — Wed, 08 May 2013 08:44:27 -0400

Go ahead, make a wish

The Thoughtful Mortician

ahumliatedhusband-com — Wed, 08 May 2013 08:33:39 -0400

While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen. “I’m sorry, Mr. Schwartz,” says the mortician, “But I can’t send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity.” The mortician removes the penis, places it in a jar and puts the jar in his briefcase. When he gets home, he decides to show it to his wife. “I have something to show you that you won’t believe,” he says, removing the jar from his briefcase. “Oh my God!” she screams, “Schwartz is dead!”

"I think my roommate might be gay” “What makes you say that?” “Cause, every..."

ahumliatedhusband-com — Mon, 06 May 2013 12:13:43 -0400

““I think my roommate might be gay”
“What makes you say that?”
“Cause, every time I suck his cock it tastes like shit.””

- And on a side note does your asshole ever burn when you wake up in the morning?